i hate when people say age is just a number
clearly it’s a word
tumblr has taught me so many comebacks I can use in real life.
So that’s what it’s used for
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"
this is all i needed lmao
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves
you can feel the regret in this picture
you can almost taste it
Cute little marshmallows
this makes me so happy
Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?
Is it a… cannibal?
I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow
Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species
dog trying to save fishes
Dogs are better than people