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dean-and-his-gay-thing:

darnstockholm:

barackfuckingobama:

heathyr:

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 #DISHONOR ON YOUR SIDEBURNS

IM DYING

Posted on August 20th at 21:09:44 with 135,088 notes via ,

ninasbun:

thishumanbody:

i hate when people say age is just a number

clearly it’s a word

tumblr has taught me so many comebacks I can use in real life. 

Posted on August 20th at 21:07:31 with 180,926 notes via , source

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

Posted on August 20th at 21:06:27 with 3,493 notes via , source

animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

Posted on August 20th at 21:05:41 with 358,407 notes via , source

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

Posted on August 20th at 21:05:07 with 657,807 notes via , source

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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Posted on August 20th at 20:49:27 with 133,367 notes via , source

imsoshive:

this is all i needed lmao

Posted on August 20th at 20:48:16 with 73,724 notes via , source

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

Posted on August 20th at 20:47:43 with 532,047 notes via , source

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

Posted on August 20th at 20:43:54 with 309,771 notes via , source

jodyrobots:

3lixar:

my love

Posted on August 20th at 20:43:45 with 79,347 notes via , source

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

Posted on August 19th at 22:53:42 with 233,031 notes via , source

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

Posted on August 19th at 22:47:49 with 64,762 notes via , source

jamisbest:

holmestiel-love:

lilflappyhands:

mrs-cucumberbachelor:

oceansilhouette:

Cute little marshmallows 

this makes me so happy


Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

oh ok

Posted on August 19th at 22:46:49 with 186,789 notes via , source

squat-press-pull:

palegettinghealthy:

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

my heart

Dogs are better than people

Posted on August 19th at 19:44:25 with 148,245 notes via , source

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

Posted on August 19th at 19:42:36 with 158,380 notes via , source